*** God Askd me : Wht do u Wnt-A Million $ or A Tru FrNd?
I Said Million $
B practical Yaar ! True frnd toh tu hai hi ! Paisa aane de
Mil Kar Udayenge!

***A Friend Is Like A Pillow,
You Can Hug When You Are In Trouble,
Cry On When You Are In Pain And
Embrace When You Are Happy,
So Remember When You Need A Friend
Buy A Pillow..

*** LIGHT CAN REPLACE SUN
PARENTS CAN REPLACE GOD
DAUGHTER CAN REPLACE SON
BUT NOTHING IN THE WORLD CAN REPLACE U.
Y?
BCZ
CHINA ITEM
NO GUARANTEE
NO REPLACEMENT.

*** A good friend is like a computer;
me ‘enter’ ur life,
’save’ u in my heart,
‘format’ ur problems,
’shift’ u 2 opportunities &
never ‘delete’ u from my memory!

***THINK
“Why You are so Sweet”
“Why You are so Intelligent”
“Why You are so Innocent”
“Why You are so Lucky”
Ab Humse DOSTI ki hai
Itna Faida to hoga na:)

***FriendShip is a network that needs..
NO Recharge!
NO Roaming!
NO Validity!
NO activation!
NO Signal prbms!
Just don’t switch off ur Heart…

***God saw you hungry, he created McDonald
He saw you thirsty, he created coke
He saw you in dark, he created Light
He saw you without a cute friend, he created ME!

***When I was born, GOD said, “Oh No! Another IDIOT”.
When you were born, GOD said, “OH No! COMPETITION”.
Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!

***If you need advice, text me…
If you need a friend, call me…
If you need me, come to me…
If you need money… ……….. THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!